Sherri once again beat me to the coffee pot this morning. I guess I am just getting to slow and old to get up early. I could feel the MH rock back and forth as she moved about. By the time I got up she was no where to be found inside so I assumed she had retreated to the porch with her coffee.
Soon I mustered up enough strength to get up and go down to the kitchen. I found a full pot of coffee and poured me a cup. I slid down behind the computer and began my morning ritual of reading journals and emails.
Sherri was on the porch so I decided that I should go out and spend some time with her before the day got underway.
Later in the day while sitting inside I got a phone call on the house phone. I hardly ever get calls on that phone and when I do it is always a bill collector for some of the dead beats that had this number before me.
The phone call today was really funny because I had never had a collection agency present themselves the way this one did.
"Hello this is Blank Collection Agency calling for Mr Deadbeat". "If you are Mr Deadbeat please push 1". "If you are not Mr Deadbeat please push 2".
Now I don't know about you but if you where Mr Deadbeat would you push 1 or 2? Now take a minute to think about it...I don't want to rush you.
OK so I decided to push 1 seeing as how I was not Mr Deadbeat. What did I have to lose....
"Please hold your call is important to us". No kidding? I bet it is important to you...but Mr Deadbeat is surely not going to hold for you to harass him! But I did because...once again...I am not Mr. Deadbeat.
"Please hold your call is important to us".
"Please hold your call is important to us".
"Please hold your call is important to us".
Yes this went on for some time. Would a person owing money...with no intention of paying it back hold for a collection agent. I was amazed at the gall these people have putting you on hold so they can dun you for a bill.
"Pleas hold your call is important to us".
"Pleas hold your call is important to us".
"Pleas hold your call is important to us".
I held for some time and then the message changed and I was almost excited!
"This is the mail box of Cliff Collector...Cliff's mailbox is full and cannot hold any messages". "If you would please call back at a latter time". "Thank you".
This is when I fell out of the chair...
I wish I could have recorded this. I mean you could not have made up anything any funnier than this call. I don't know where Mr. Deadbeat is now but he sure is missing out on some good laughs here...
Somewhere in Time